If I Had a Million Dollars- Barenaked Ladies

"I'd buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)"

I'm really running low in the money department.  I guess that's what happens when you haven't had a job for almost a year.  Also, I don't think it helps that I lost a lot of weight and now feel like I need to buy a completely new wardrobe.  Sadly that costs money.  Amazon.com cheap albums don't help either.  That costs money too.  Can anyone say job search?

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What would I do with a million dollars?......a lot of stuff.  Maybe not exactly everything stated in this song, If I Had a Million Dollars, but similiar perhaps.  I used to not like this song, but over the years, it has grown on me.  Super quirky.  I still love this band but really wish that all of the members were still included.

If I had a $1,000,000 (If I had a $1,000,000)
I'd but you a house ( I would buy you a house)
If I had a $1,000,000 (If I had a $1,000,000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house ( maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had a $1,000,000 (If I had a $1,000,000)
I'd but you a K-car ( a nice reliant automobile)
If I had a $1,000,000, $I'd buy you love

If I had a $1,000,000
I'd build a treefort in our yard
If I had a $1,000,000
You could help it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a $1,000,000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
Wouldn't that be fabulous!

If I had a $1,000,000 (If I had a $1,000,000)
I but you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had a $1,000,000 (If I had a $1,000,000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet(like a llama or an emu)
If I had a $1,000,000 (If I had a $1,000,000)
I'd buy you John Merick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a $1,000,000 I'd buy your love

If I had a $1,000,000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a $1,000,000
We'd take a limousine cause it costs more
If I had a $1,000,000 We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner

If I had a $1,000,000 (If I had a $1,000,000)
I'd but you a green dress ( but not a real green dress that's cruel)
If I had a $1,000,000 (If I had a $1,000,000)
I'd but you some art ( A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a $1,000,000 (If I had a $1,000,000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a $1,000,000 If I had a $1,000,000 If I had a $1,000,000
If I had a $1,000,000 I'd be rich!